10ft Male Alligator Discovered in Kansas City Missouri.
Kansas City Missouri, March 9th 2007. A local man got out of bed this morning to give his cat her insulin shot only to discover what should have been whiskers the cat to be a 10ft long Alligator lurking in his kitchen. Luckly the man and whiskers the cat where able to escape and live to tell the tale. Animal control officials where able to remove the gator. Tim Jackson, animal control officer, speculated the alligator which has been known to be able to turn door knobs must have tried the yet unnamed man’s front door and discovered it to be unlocked. “The Gator was probably just looking for a snack and considering the refridgerator door was hanging open and several bottles of Tab where crushed there on the floor I think he found it!” Said Jackson.
This Gator home invasion marks the 15th such activity in the last 3 weeks. Officials have stated that people shouldn’t be alarmed. Gators which are normally only found in warm areas have been moving north because of global warming. It is recommended people lock their doors at night and make sure and keep any small children and pets inside.
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